I poured soup and flour on someones car today

HolyCrapItsFast

Drinks beer!
Something I'm not very proud of and I'm feeling kinda guilty but allow me to explain.

I went out to the local deli for breakfast and when I was in the parking lot, this woman in another vehicle was coming toward me in the opposite lane. At that point I was stopped with my turn signal on to go into a spot and she moves right in and takes it.

I was like "WTF lady. Didn't you see my turn signal" she was like "You snooze you lose".

I was like "Oh! Okay!" and Oh I was livid. I went inside to get my egg sandwich and while I was waiting I was sitting there steaming in my rage and started looking for things to retaliate with.

Beside my egg sandwich I also picked up a 1lbs bag of flour and a quart of the creamiest
soup I could find. Needless to say it all ended up on her windshield as I was returning to my car.

That must be nice baking in the afternoon sun right now.

Maybe that will teach this bitch to be a little more courteous to other people
 

IGOTASTi

System Operator
Staff member
OH do I wish you took a picture!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! :rofl:
 

IGOTASTi

System Operator
Staff member
What shoes did you have on Holy? LOL.
 

HolyCrapItsFast

Drinks beer!
LOL. I'm famous for this.

I threw a BigMac at some asshat in a corvette because he wouldn't let me merge onto the highway... Yes, his window was open.
 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy
You should of got a forklift...Madea!! lol
 
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