It was a cold March morning in the Appalachians, when an enormous BIGFOOT walked infront of a Trail-Cam, holding a Guinness! Bigfoot Hunters soon realized that they actually weren't crazy after Lexi killed a huge troll on the highway. The dead troll named Grinder had been seen rummaging through czrtrbo's STI and was wanted by many departments for ass piracy. Suddenly, with a crash they heard a thunderous lady fart that smelled like spoiled cottage cheese. By the time they knew what happened, crztrbo was on vacation without us to Nurburgring Nordschleife and The Bahama's for shiza and muay-thai's.
Now here is the best story about JJ's vacation at the Bahamas. He landed early in the winter, out of no where BatMobile_Engaged appeared and screamed "WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION?" to three angry, speedo clad hajjis. They wanted JJ to close igotasti.com. They owned EVOs, which figures...haters. Hajji's never learn,