7544 - I could use some input from you all.
Tomorrow is the company Chili Cook-Off. Employees have to buy tickets to vote and the money spent on votes goes to charity. To maximize the charity money, they've inadvertently turned the competition into a popularity contest by putting no limit on the number of votes you can buy and no limit on how many times you can vote for the same entry. My chili is wonderful, but I work in a separate building, in a small department, and very few people in the headquarters building (where the event is being held) know any of us. So no one from our department has a real chance to win.
That said, you can name your chili whatever you want and I could use a snappy name to help it stand out from the rest. Can you guys offer some ideas?
P.S. It's rich and smoky, medium-hot spice level with 11 different types of peppers in the broth-sauce base. Also, I have to keep it clean since it is a company event. Otherwise I'd have named it something like "You Can't Beat My Meat"
