My boss calls me this morning with this glorious conversation;
Boss: how many hours of overtime did you accrue last week?
Me: 21.5 hrs
Boss: what?!!!, Shit!!!! How?!!!
Me: talk to #%*>$@ in scheduling
Boss: How much does it look like you are going to get today?
Me: 7-8 hrs
Boss: WTF!!!! Headquarters is going to write me up!
Me: that's ironic
Boss: How!!!
Me: I got written up two weeks ago for not working enough.
I swear, its the small things in life.