The Post Whore Thread!

[Z1107]

At the titty bar playing dd for some buds fresh from down range. And I'm sick. This sucks.

 

[DKDunn04]

Morning!

 

[Undecisive]

what up kid!

 

[Undecisive]

it is tomorrow.

 

[DKDunn04]

Ha! Whoring it up makes the time go by faster.

 

[Undecisive]

That it does. Hence why I sit on this forum all day long.

 

[DKDunn04]

Good thing im a supporter then!

 

[Undecisive]

but the people that whore are supporters though. So it kinda evens out.

 

[Undecisive]

All the people that whore the forums are all sponsors meaning they have paid so they can whore without feeling bad.

 

[DKDunn04]

Mangled body parts are no fun. A couple months ago I saw someone laying under a truck drop a wrecker driveshaft on his face.

 

[Undecisive]

yeah that doesn't sound like anything good at all. Did it shatter his face?

 

[DKDunn04]

Shattered his jaw ans broke a collar bone. HUGE pool of blood. Good thing the TMC is about 50 feet from the motorpool.

 

[DKDunn04]

That is the worst injury of the deployment so far. The next closest is probably burns from disposible camera tasers.

 

[DKDunn04]

My latest creation!

 

[Undecisive]

that's some sick stuff right now. But camera tasers are fun to play with. I zapped one of my roommates in AIT while he was in the shower hahaha

 

[DKDunn04]

Before this one I had it set up to shock anyone who opened the cooler to get a water.

 

[DKDunn04]

Last deployment was fun, convoys in the wrecker every day. This deployment I'm a part of a maintenance detatchment at Eggers. Nothing really happens here.

 

[DKDunn04]

Im sure it was, but I didnt join until 06.

 

[DKDunn04]

Well thats good.

 

[DKDunn04]

I knew it!