So I nearly lost my Zen karma, chi alignment, yin and yang balance thingy that I have been working on. There is road construction on every single freeway in the city. EVERY ONE! I-44, 244, the B.A. expway, 169, Creek turnpike, The IDL. But that's not the thing.
They are taking out a bridge over I-44 and have completely shut down a major arterial street near my home. This has caused traffic to quadruple at my exit. Traffic was backed up onto the freeway. I start to notice people passing others on the shoulder so they don't have to wait. Then others are doubling up on the exit ramp, meaning they are side by side on a single fucking lane exit ramp. All because these douche bags can't seem to wait because they are all too important. Then when I get to the light, wait for all of the assholes, who sit in the intersection, to clear it I start to make my left turn when some fucking dick decides to turn left from a straight lane and fucking cut me off. Now my ass is left in the fucking intersection. I lay on my horn and he gives me the "what the fuck is your problem" I give him the your an anal probe finger and proceed to make more noise with the horn. Once the downstream lights turn green he decides to start brake checking. I pass him, cut him off and started to stand on the brakes but then Zen Buddha said no way. Besides, he backed waaay off at that point.
I am pissed at myself for losing it but am glad I recovered it quick enough. I nearly had to call 1-800-thorazine.
It's not the typical slow driver fast lane problem, it is these absolute morons making up their own rules. These people are getting fucking more prevalent now and have no regard for anyone but their own shitty little selves.
Why the fuck can't you buy common sense at Walmart?
AHHHHHHHH!