This one woman the other day....argggh....she's lucky I could control myself and also that I don't want to damage the Batmobile.
I seriously considered running her right off the road. Her total lack of situational awareness---blind to anything occurring outside
of that little bubble of protection in her Saturn Ion---was apalling. Also, it's a 45 mph speed zone and this moron can't seem to
exceed 37mph. I try to not tailgate people, but this is ridiculous, so eventually I get pretty close....
...only to see these bumper stickers.
Thankfully, I'm NOT A REPUBLICAN.
OBAMACARE, finally free healthcare for all.
COEXIST
Free Palestine
and some kind of gay rights sticker I couldn't read (because I was too busy vomitting at this point).
When I did finally get a chance to pass her, I noticed that her driver's side window was open. Ohhhhh
yesssss, boosting boosting boosting....PSSSSSSHHH! VTA RIGHT by her window. I noticed her snap her head
to the side to look at me and mouthed something I couldn't hear over the sound of my exhaust, right before
she drove straight through a meteor-crater-sized-pothole.
Some people are alive only because, it's a sin and illegal, to kill them.