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Spamby

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Agreed, lenny.

Turn off video games and send your child to play with dirt. Dr. Chris Lowry, a brain scientist at Bristol University in England, found during an experiment with mice that mycobacterium vaccae, a special bacteria found in dirt, increase levels of the hormone serotonin in the brain. Serotonin is a hormone that regulates moods. Dirt bacteria had a similar effect as Prozac, but without harmful side effects. Perhaps one of the many reasons we have an unusually high number of depressed children is the lack of old-fashioned dirt playing!
 

Spamby

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LOL!


The average person farts about 14 times per day and makes about a half liter of fart gas.

A fart can propel you in space
A fart can be frozen.
Much like your breath can be seen when the weather is cold, a fart can be seen in the same manner.
A fossilized fart has been discovered.

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ICY STi

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After the Battle of Gettysburg, the discarded rifles were collected and sent to Washington to be inspected and reissued. Of the 37,574 rifles recovered, approximately 24,000 were still loaded; 6,000 had one round in the barrel; 12,000 had two rounds in the barrel; 6,000 had three to ten rounds in the barrel. One rifle, the most remarkable of all, had been stuffed to the top with twenty-three rounds in the barrel.
 

Spamby

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The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotam-eteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokai-whenu a kitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
 

35r

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We all like a man who gives a nice firm hand shake. However, you might want to think twice before returning the firm grip. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.
 

Spamby

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The average person will consume 12 pubic hairs in a years period from eating at fast food joints.
 

Grinder34

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Over 700,000 footballs are produced annually for official NFL use and 72 of them are used for the Super Bowl.
 

Grinder34

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There are a group of words called "Auto-Antonyms" or "Contronyms." These words have multiple meanings, at least two of which are opposite. Here are a few examples:

Dust: Since they were dirty, I dusted the countertops. (removed dust) The countertops were dusted with snow (covered with "dust")
Either: You either passed the test or failed it (not both). There are trees on either side of the river! (both)
Inflammable: Nitrogen is an inflammable gas (wont burn). Dont smoke near inflammable substances (will burn) (leads to a lot of confusion!!!)

Another example is "Cleave" which can be to firmly adhere or to slice apart. Which one do you think the word cleavage came from?!

"Full" List: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary_of_auto-antonyms
 
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