OT: Count To A Million Game!

[Z1107]

2010

 

[IGOTASTi]

2011, Paul I hate you.

 

[Z1107]

2012 the world is going to end!!!!!!!!

 

[IGOTASTi]

2013, I will rule the world.

 

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2014. The monkeys rise up and overthrow JJ

 

[IGOTASTi]

2015 monkeys will rule the world.

 

[Z1107]

2016. Monkeys exhaust their supply of bananas and die off. World now ruled by sea otters.

 

[IGOTASTi]

2017, I will create a race of whales to rule the world with me.

 

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2018. World War breaks out between the sea otters and the JJ whales.

 

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2019. Aliens land and find whales and otters fighting and are utterly confused. JJ is abducted and probed.

 

[STimedic]

2020 I reign supreme and uncontested after my superior-thinking dolphins help me deal with the otters and whales. I'm talking WORLD FUCKING PEACE!!!!! While JJ is still probed in the ass by the thieving-ass aliens. WHAT!!!!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?????

 

[IGOTASTi]

2020 I reign supreme and uncontested after my superior-thinking dolphins help me deal with the otters and whales. I'm talking WORLD FUCKING PEACE!!!!! While JJ is still probed in the ass by the thieving-ass aliens. WHAT!!!!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?????

2021 I take you and your dolphins and eat you and them. Yummie.

 

[STimedic]

2022 this ain't no Star-Kist tuna MF! Dolphins rise up against the brutality! Miami still sucks though......

 

[Z1107]

2023 hamsters tactically nuke both sides of the dolphin, otter, whale war and inherit the earth, enslaving all survivors to build them hamster balls.

 

[STimedic]

2024, I manage to escape the nuclear onslaught and bannate all hamster ballz and make it mandatory for all human survivors to have hamsters on wheels as a power source due to the EMP from the bombs destroying all electrical power sources.

 

[Z1107]

2025. All animals suddenly reveal they can talk.

 

[IGOTASTi]

2026. All the talking animals say JJ is the king!

 

[Z1107]

2027. JJ finally realizes the animals meant he is king pooper scooper as punishment for the otter whale war.

 

[IGOTASTi]

2028. Zach is enslaved by JJ and is forced to wash his STi after every autocross run.

 

[Z1107]

2029. Zach steals said STi and roams the post apocalyptic world like road warrior.