OT: Count To A Million Game!
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2036. Ben comes back from his hermitage and knocks JJ down from "man of the mountain." JJ, realizing pure awesomeness when he sees it, gets out of the way. Destruction of all those who stand against him is biblical and dealt with swiftly; Peace comes by Thanksgiving time.
2040. JJ clones himself a younger model to get ready to take the world back in his reign. JJ named his clone IGOTAJJ. His new clone is super smart, never ages and drives a jet black EVO X 2040 with missile control and guided nuclear rockets. Under the hood is top secret and IGOTAJJ's goal is to rid the whole world of Subaru cars. Especially the WRX STi.
2041. Angered by it's creators blasphemy, IGOTASTi (which is now artificial intelligence) builds a super STi that hunts down JJ's clone and challenges it to an epic race. The STi blows by the EVO so fast it is disintegrated by the shockwave and balance is brought to the world cars.
2042. IGOTAJJ's EVO had a cloaking device when it was passed by the STi when they thought he was destored. He then reappear and launched two nuclear rockets at Subaru HQ and blew it to bits. JJ is informed and says my plan to rule the world is coming true.
2043. In a fit of rage, Ben and Zach team up to hunt and kill Evo X 2040 at all costs and rocket JJ off into outer space, where even the aliens he encounters cannot believe he jilted the force in such a manner and are disgusted. Ben doesn't kill JJ because of past experiences and JJ's age, but off's the clone. Optimus Prime decides the fire engine outfit is too much to carry around and inhabits Ben's Subaru, which enables it to finally run without issue. Ben, being pleased with all that has happened, unites the world leaders, successfully bans and destroys all nuclear weapons, resolves differences with the Evo tribe via Matt and world peace is finally attained. All animal life rejoices and a bear hugs a dolphin for the first time.
2044. Before JJ was over thrown and EVO X 2040 was destroyed he had a chance to pull the cyborg intelligence chip that made EVO X and IGOTAJJ work. JJ ends up flying into a black hole which takes him back to early 1900's when cars where just starting to be built. He looks around and just smiles and gets to work.
2045. Little did JJ know, when he passed through the black hole, an EMP burst rendered his chips useless. Ben notices a rift in the force and miraculously sees JJ in a photo of Henry Ford and his first Model T, speaks to Optimus Prime and is shown how to conduct time travel, goes back to 1908, snatches JJ and tosses him in the highest-level security prison in solitary confinement, where only his thoughts keep him company.
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2048. For the sake of humanity Zach comes out of retirement and risking the wrath of the car gods he travels back in time to 1945 posing as a high level government official he has Mitsubishi completely destroyed for war crimes. From then on Mitsubishi is only known as an evil company that built the Zero.
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