I had a doughnut munching pipsqueak on a power trip pull me over one time and tell me that I was stopped for my "large spoiler and loud exhaust". (Car was COMPLETELY stock at this point)
We had a really nice conversation about how he should fuck right off until he learns the laws and regulations he's supposedly upholding. You know, like not being stopped and fucked with, unless a crime or traffic offense was committed. By the end of our little talk, there were 4 police cruisers parked behind me. You would have thought I was a fugitive from justice.
Faggotry like that is what led me to remove the wing in the first place.