I damn near wrecked the Batmobile today. A half second difference and I would have t-boned someone at ~40 mph.
The roads are TERRRRRRIBLE right now. It's about 35 degrees out, everything is melting and flooding the roads with chunks of ice, melt water and slush. Some ass hat, coming the opposite direction in a huge truck was riding the center line (which is loaded with slush) and threw a 5 gallon bucket's worth of shit all over my windshield. I saw it coming and switched my wipers to the fastest setting but still had ZERO visibility out of the windshield for a couple seconds. JUST as this was happening, some doucher in a hoopdy turned in front of me and bogged down in the slush, losing traction. I regained visibility just in time to stand on
the brakes, pull into the oncoming lane and go around him.
It was a butthole-puckering experience, believe me.