The Post Whore Thread!

It went from close to 50*F yesterday to 32*F and lower in just an hour. :shock:
 

Batmobile_Engage

Squirrel Meat Aficionado.
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^ Jeeeeezzz... :| I'll bet that left you guys with some super dicked up road conditions.
 

Alter3go

New member
I damn near wrecked the Batmobile today. A half second difference and I would have t-boned someone at ~40 mph.

The roads are TERRRRRRIBLE right now. It's about 35 degrees out, everything is melting and flooding the roads with chunks of ice, melt water and slush. Some ass hat, coming the opposite direction in a huge truck was riding the center line (which is loaded with slush) and threw a 5 gallon bucket's worth of shit all over my windshield. I saw it coming and switched my wipers to the fastest setting but still had ZERO visibility out of the windshield for a couple seconds. JUST as this was happening, some doucher in a hoopdy turned in front of me and bogged down in the slush, losing traction. I regained visibility just in time to stand on
the brakes, pull into the oncoming lane and go around him.

It was a butthole-puckering experience, believe me.


Dude I bet glad you and the scoobie is alright
 
^ Jeeeeezzz... :| I'll bet that left you guys with some super dicked up road conditions.

Ohhh yeha. I had almost 1/8'' ice build up just on my car. Not knowing how the roads were. They literally were ice rinks. I feel bad driving Betsy in this, but its funny seeing people not making up a slight incline when I could probably do that in reverse with my car. hahaha
 

Batmobile_Engage

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These conditions remind me of the meme...
"Hooning? Or bad driving? I can't tell..."
That's how I feel every morning. :lol:

In other news, I briefly was stuck in between two vehicles in the Burger King drive through that couldn't get enough traction to move. After three attempts, the Charger R/T ahead of me made it out after sliding the ass end side to side, hitting the wheels up against the curbs. *cringe* The Buick behind me needed a little help so myself and some older guy gave it a push and he backed it out.
I got back in the car and pulled up the slight incline (a sheet of ice) to the drive thru window. ONE tire spun maybe one rotation. Heh heh heh....losers. :rofl:
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Glad youre ok!!!!
 

Batmobile_Engage

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Batmobile_Engage

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It did. It happened so fast, yet there was still enough time to get a sick feeling in my stomach as it was all happening.

I thank God there wasn't a car in the oncoming lane. If that had been the case, I'd have had no where to go and been
f-ed any way you look at it. After I finally calmed down, the anger really set it. Sometimes I have a hard time controlling
myself when someone does something so un-****ing-believably stupid like that truck did. Though I had no where to go
(besides slowing way down), I could see that truck coming from a little ways off, riding with the driver's side tire in the slush
line. Not only is it throwing shit EVERYWHERE, but how in the **** do you not feel the vibration through the wheel...?
Stay the **** in your own ****ing lane!!! :angry:

It really spiked my blood pressure because just one day prior, some idiot in a lifted truck was going down my street in the
neighboorhood (you shouldn't exceed 25mph at most on this street, and that's if it's good weather) at about 40mph, doing the same ****ING SHIT, riding in the slush line, and threw so much shit on my windshield--so violently--that I am surprised it didn't break. I almost flipped a U turn and chased him down....honestly. If I EVER see him do this shit again, we're going to have problems.

Okay....okay....end of rant.
 
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Batmobile_Engage

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^ This should probably be in the "WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS" thread. :lol:
 

Gussy818

New member
It did. It happened so fast, yet there was still enough time to get a sick feeling in my stomach as it was all happening.

I thank God there wasn't a car in the oncoming lane. If that had been the case, I'd have had no where to go and been
f-ed any way you look at it. After I finally calmed down, the anger really set it. Sometimes I have a hard time controlling
myself when someone does something so un-****ing-believably stupid like that truck did. Though I had no where to go
(besides slowing way down), I could see that truck coming from a little ways off, riding with the driver's side tire in the slush
line. Not only is it throwing shit EVERYWHERE, but how in the **** do you not feel the vibration through the wheel...?
Stay the **** in your own ****ing lane!!! :angry:

It really spiked my blood pressure because just one day prior, some idiot in a lifted truck was going down my street in the
neighboorhood (you shouldn't exceed 25mph at most on this street, and that's if it's good weather) at about 40mph, doing the same ****ING SHIT, riding in the slush line, and threw so much shit on my windshield--so violently--that I am surprised it didn't break. I almost flipped a U turn and chased him down....honestly. If I EVER see him do this shit again, we're going to have problems.

Okay....okay....end of rant.

Crazy lucky that there was no car on the next lane....

Once there was a mattress on the highway that just appeared out of no where. Luckily my cousin saw it right before we were going to hit it and moved over to the next lane. We were also thankful for no car on the lane over lol...
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Omg gussy.... :lol:

"Appeared out of nowhere"

"Lucky no car was in the next lane"

Luuucky lol. I will post more ass in celebration of your luck! :rofl:
 

Batmobile_Engage

Squirrel Meat Aficionado.
Staff member
A mattress? Jeeeeezuz. Recently, my boss was going down the interstate and a tractor-trailer tire retread
ripped off and was flung towards him. It cracked the windshield all the way across, cracked a section of front
bumper AND took the driver's side mirror completely off of the car. I'd say he was pretty lucky it didn't come
through the windshield.
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
A mattress? Jeeeeezuz. Recently, my boss was going down the interstate and a tractor-trailer tire retread
ripped off and was flung towards him. It cracked the windshield all the way across, cracked a section of front
bumper AND took the driver's side mirror completely off of the car. I'd say he was pretty lucky it didn't come
through the windshield.

And youre pretty lucky you dont get a ban! :angry:

:rofl: jk

Input player name: "God"

Insert command: "suddenly slush appears"

AI reaction: "holy shyeeeeeeeeeet!!!"

Result of action: "AI lives"

:lol:
 

Spamby

Meat Product Toy
Took a late night ride on my R6 in the country. No one out, no traffic.
Doing about 100 in the hammer lane was getting close to a suburb north of the city. For whatever reason decided to change lanes. Right after I did, I passed an 8 foot ladder lying in the lane I was just in.
I went home and fucking cried like a girl.
 

Gussy818

New member
Took a late night ride on my R6 in the country. No one out, no traffic.
Doing about 100 in the hammer lane was getting close to a suburb north of the city. For whatever reason decided to change lanes. Right after I did, I passed an 8 foot ladder lying in the lane I was just in.
I went home and fucking cried like a girl.

Damn! lmao!....I've seen a ladder taking two damn lanes on the highway. the cars in the very front saw it and moved over, but the cars right behind them sped up because they thought they had an open road. :badluck: lol
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Took a late night ride on my R6 in the country. No one out, no traffic.
Doing about 100 in the hammer lane was getting close to a suburb north of the city. For whatever reason decided to change lanes. Right after I did, I passed an 8 foot ladder lying in the lane I was just in.
I went home and fucking cried like a girl.

First thought = holy fucking shit
Last though = :rofl:

Last sentence was funny.

Now mandatory journal for r6 :)
 

Spamby

Meat Product Toy
First thought = holy fucking shit
Last though = :rofl:

Last sentence was funny.

Now mandatory journal for r6 :)

No more bikes. Sold it years ago.

Seriously, shit like that makes you really look at what's important in life.
 
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