The Post Whore Thread!

HolyCrapItsFast

Drinks beer!
It's strange but while I read the last two posts I can envision smelling your shit. :shock:

I'm gonna go throw up now.
 

Vermont

New member
Dude, luke got seriously fucked up on 4loco Friday night. Ended with a very large gash on his palm/thumb and my drunk ass trying to give him stitches... That didn't work out so well and he got even more crazy. There was blood all over the floor, walls, me and the dog... From now on luke is only allowed one 4loco...

I don't think hes gonna be posting up for a while...
 

Paul.c

New member
Dude, luke got seriously fucked up on 4loco Friday night. Ended with a very large gash on his palm/thumb and my drunk ass trying to give him stitches... That didn't work out so well and he got even more crazy. There was blood all over the floor, walls, me and the dog... From now on luke is only allowed one 4loco...

I don't think hes gonna be posting up for a while...

It's not palmala Anderson is it? What will he do without her?
 

Vermont

New member
It's not palmala Anderson is it? What will he do without her?

I don't even remember which hand it was. I do know that he did try and punch me in the face while I was trying to force a sowing needle through his palm... We had to subdue him...
 

IGOTASTi

System Operator
Staff member
Can't sleep. Ahh drives me nutz. I need some milk and cookies.
 

IGOTASTi

System Operator
Staff member
It's not dead in here, lol.
 
Yeah, rek has a good story about me drinking two 4lokos...

I has a good story about me and my army buddy drinking 2 four lokos... We now have a no more than 1 four loko while drinking beer rule.

It involved in this order glass, blood, homeless peeps, bar security, a hooker, craigslist because said army buddy scared his first hooker out of the loft, getting locked out of his loft with no shirt on, the cops, breaking into said locked out of loft and loosing of said loft keys possibly to said hooker... Those will be the best memories lol.
 
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jswansti

New member
Today I went skiing at Keystone. Snow was pretty cracker jacked so i left around noon. I had never been to Blackhawk, which is the gambling city here in CO, and it was on my way home so i stopped by just to see what it was like. Went to the Ameristar casino and put $20 in a slot machine. After being up to $40 or so and down to about $6 I hit a small 777 in a row. $150 baby!! Left the casino with a $169, walked in with only $29, it was a good day! Was only there for about an hour and a half maybe, but i'm no sucker. I leave when im ahead, even if its only $116 haha.
 

HolyCrapItsFast

Drinks beer!
I swear to God there's a song playing in the branch that sounds like they're saying "My heart like a negro".... I must find out the real words!

I have an issue with music some times... In the Sheyrl Crow song that play I hear "I'm SO DAMN HORNNNNYYY" but I think its actually "I'm so down hearted".... :unsure:

 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy
You need it!! Gotta get some me on you girl.

So who know's how to get rid of a spouse? Antifreeze only works on dogs.....wait it just might work then!! lol :(
 

STi FR3AK

Armyssoldierboy
Lose 10lbs?? How much do you weigh now?? When I came in the Army I only weighed 160, almost under-weight :( I maintain about 195 now.
 
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