The Post Whore Thread!

[Batmobile_Engage]

Holy jeebuz!!!

 

[ej25subie05]

Lol yeah it sucked. But the worst part was my lip was 5 time it's normal size and it wouldn't go away for a few days

 

[ej25subie05]

enough about bees lol, no one answered my question. what the heck do y'all do for a living?

 

[Alin]

I wait for a living. I have to sit down, kick my feet up and watch a clock tick all day long. Then every hour, some money falls out of the tree only to be collected by me.

 

[ej25subie05]

I wait for a living. I have to sit down, kick my feet up and watch a clock tick all day long. Then every hour, some money falls out of the tree only to be collected by me.

lol you wish

 

[Alin]

Hey. I wasnt done! Then every morning right around 6:45 am, the alarm rings and i wake up. I get on igotasti and have fun!

 

[ej25subie05]

lol that was pretty good

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

Electromagnetic Compatibility/Interference testing on automotive electronics.

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

@Batmobile_Engage next time you make up stories like that we need a video

Oh sure...let me set up a camera on a tripod and run over their nest with the lawn mower again. No thank you.

 

[ej25subie05]

why not???? i think that would be quite funny haha also it would help you get that superman move down pretty darn good if you had to do it more than once lol

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

I've done it a few times in life. I have that maneuver pretty well honed. Btw...how damn long are these things supposed to hurt? It's been about 14 hours since I got stung and my foot is swelling up and throbbing again. WTF?! Is that normal?!

 

[black bandit]

Ha your lucky your not allergic like me batmobile, those turds put me in the hospital when I get stung.

I got stung on the top of the head by a white faced hornet. It swelled my lymph nodes and cut off my airway. Scary shit. You wanna see me scream like a little girl? Wait till I hear a bee around me..... I'm gone!

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

White-faced hornets are evil bastards. Those are pretty much my most feared flying insect in my area. I had one going bat shit crazy in my garage about a month ago. I beat him to death with a broom.

I'm lucky I'm not allergic or yesterday could have been a trip to the hospital.

 

[Alin]

Wow this shit can get serious very fast!

 

[ej25subie05]

depends on the bee but yeah 14 hours is normal. as i mentioned took mine on the lip a few days. don't ask me how i know all this stuff... dad happens to have a hobby with bee keeping in his spare time lol. we have our fair share of those things flying around at our place.

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

My girlfriend went to Walgreens to get some Benadryl last night and texted me "is there anything else you need?".

My response:

 

[Alin]

Pic broken. Cant see it.

 

[ej25subie05]

who wants pork??? lol that thing would work wonders

 

[Alin]

Wow now thats a flamethrower!!

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

Muhuhuhahahahaaaa! My evil genius has struck again. I can't wait to make this later.

Here's the shopping list. What do you think?

6 cups bow-tie pasta
2 lbs. velveeta cheese
1 jar alfredo sauce
1 pink of milk
1 stick of butter
1 lb. shredded cheese
1 jar of crushed garlic paste
1 box Italian bread crumbs
1 lb. of bacon
1 dozen Serrano peppers from my garden
3 Scotch Bonnet peppers from my garden


OOOOOOHHHHH I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!