YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRIND MY GEARS? Thread

[Spamby]

That could be it! Old dork over here

 

[Alin]

That could be it! Old dork over here

Man idk how you guys do it. I turn 22 next month and i feel old as fuckkkkkkkk!!!!!

 

[Spamby]

It's all in your head

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

I don't seem to see as many either these days.

 

[Alter3go]

What grinds my gears is sometimes when I'm pooping n the poop hits the water just right n this tidal wave of toilet water back splashes n hits your anus thus eliminating you wiping anything but water out of there and sometimes the toilet paper rips when wiping that's REDONKULOUS!!

 

[Spamby]

Lol. Stink finger!

Seriously, put a few pieces of paper in the bowl as a poop cushion anti splash device. Lol I can't believe I'm saying this

 

[Alter3go]

Hahaha sounds like you've learned from experience hahaha

 

[Alter3go]

Life happens hahaha you're so wise

 

[Spamby]

You mean shit happens. One wise pooper with plenty of mud butt experience

 

[Alter3go]

Hahaha I strive too, to be at that level one day!! I grinds everyone's gears at some point n time lol

 

[WesternSTi]

Atlanta Drivers in General. It provides proof that idiocy is a rampant disease and no one teaches these people how to really drive anymore. I like coming home from college, but one thing I always dread is getting to the Atlanta part of the drive.

 

[Batmobile_Engage]

poop cushion anti splash device.

:lol:

 

[IGOTASTi]

This thread went down the crapper. :rofl:

 

[Alter3go]

poop cushion anti splash device

Can you buy this on Amazon?

 

[Alin]

What grinds my gears is sometimes when I'm pooping n the poop hits the water just right n this tidal wave of toilet water back splashes n hits your anus thus eliminating you wiping anything but water out of there and sometimes the toilet paper rips when wiping that's REDONKULOUS!!

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Spamby]

Cold again. Drizzle and just another crappy weekend. Snow for the next couple of days.
Kids sick. Mom's getting sick and I feel like I am too. Kids screaming, TV is blaring, wife's bitching and the dog is even being a pain. Daddy needed some car time. Daddy needed fuel so he went to clear the head. Daddy drove like an asshole. Poor integra never saw it coming.
Asshole integra decides to make a right on red when I'm approaching no return through the intersection. Integra decides he's going to go slow around my favorite city twisty. I tailgate like an asshat and then once we get back to four lane and I go to pass, asshole decides to give his shit box some gas. Poor dumb ass. Last thing he heard was spool and my tires breaking loose.
It was a true ricer. Lowered integra, blue with two white wheels in the back and hubcap less black steelies in the front. Don't forget the massive coffee can. HID bulbs in the old faded stock housings.
I felt better in a very immature way. Childish but damn I can't stand that shit.

 

[Alin]

Cold again. Drizzle and just another crappy weekend. Snow for the next couple of days.
Kids sick. Mom's getting sick and I feel like I am too. Kids screaming, TV is blaring, wife's bitching and the dog is even being a pain. Daddy needed some car time. Daddy needed fuel so he went to clear the head. Daddy drove like an asshole. Poor integra never saw it coming.
Asshole integra decides to make a right on red when I'm approaching no return through the intersection. Integra decides he's going to go slow around my favorite city twisty. I tailgate like an asshat and then once we get back to four lane and I go to pass, asshole decides to give his shit box some gas. Poor dumb ass. Last thing he heard was spool and my tires breaking loose.
It was a true ricer. Lowered integra, blue with two white wheels in the back and hubcap less black steelies in the front. Don't forget the massive coffee can.
I felt better in a very immature way. Childish but damn I can't stand that shit.

What a lovely poem. I think i just shed a tear!

 

[Spamby]

What a lovely poem. I think i just shed a tear!

Tissue?

 

[Alin]

Tissue?

Two while youre at it! :lol:

 

[Spamby]

Sorry I'm out. That's another issue. All of this crap talk and now I haven't had a turd give me a clean break in two days. Serious mudd butt going on and not enough paper in the house to wipe it clean. I'm down to newspaper. Next will be my socks.