YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRIND MY GEARS? Thread

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Sorry I'm out. That's another issue. All of this crap talk and now I haven't had a turd give me a clean break in two days. Serious mudd butt going on and not enough paper in the house to wipe it clean. I'm down to newspaper. Next will be my socks.

With the whole fam pretty much sick and you exploding on the bathroom walls i can believe tissues to be an issue! :lol:
 

Spamby

Meat Product Toy
With the whole fam pretty much sick and you exploding on the bathroom walls i can believe tissues to be an issue! :lol:

Hey that rhymes. Tissue is the issue.
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Or your butt.

Or her butt and you see it when you are going down under. Ahhhh lol.

Oh man. We are crossing unmarked territory now.

But that would be a pleasant surprise! Right??!.... Righttt??!!!!

:rofl:
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Not pleasant. Mission abort, abort, abort I say!

Oh?!

Daddy no likey?!!!

:rofl:

Daddy go have alone time in car... For loooong time!
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
When you're cleaning the refrigerator door seal and there is a pube at the bottom

That was a good laugh. :tup: :lol:
 

Alter3go

New member
Hey different strokes for different folks

There are two types of people In this world people who pee in the shower and liars
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
I want a girlfriend that will let me pee in the shower!!!!
 

Alin

Diehard Car Enthusiast!
Anytime! I will probably blow my nose in the shower too and watch the snot run down the drain.

If it gets stuck on the drain make sure you push it down with your toes!
 
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